sometimes i look at people on my dash and i think
who the fuck are you
when did i follow you
you’re not posting things relative to my interests
but i can’t unfollow you becasue i can’t remember why i did
it might have been important
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen on here.
Excuse my nostalgia
Warheads have a pH rating of 1.3
Battery Acid has a rating of 1.
delicious though they are.
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
Sometimes the day-to-day pressures of life can cause unnecessary stress. In fact, many people lose sleep worrying about things or people in their lives. But God doesn’t want us to live stressed out and overwhelmed. He wants us to live a life of rest and peace.
When Jesus walked on this earth, He took time for Himself. He got away from the crowds. He spent time with the Father. That’s how He found rest. He was gentle and humble in heart. Do you ever notice that when you are stressed out or worrying about something, you’re less tolerant of others? You’re more likely to say something you don’t really mean. Today, God wants you to cast your cares on Him and live with a gentle and humble attitude. When you release your burdens and follow the example of Jesus, you will find rest for your soul. You will be rejuvenated and refreshed! You will find peace in your heart, and you will move forward in the abundant life God has for you!
The Aperture Science Lab is just full of assholes.
things i’m emotionally attached to
- the one pair of jeans that fit perfectly
- a specific pencil or pen
- that really comfy sweater
- super comfy underwear that makes your butt look good
- drinking out of one specific mug